08 Dec Festive, Slightly Raunchy Holiday Copywriting
It’s probably never a good idea to ask the head of Copy to write headers for a craft cocktail mixer at 3:00 pm on a Friday, because these are some examples what you are going to get:
- Dealing with family over the holiday? Trust us, you need GUS.
- A lovely drink makes family time tolerable.
- You never needed a holiday cocktail more than right now.
- A spirited drink to bring the cheer into the holidays.
- Sweet Baby Jesus, you need a drink.
- Santa’s got to deal with chimneys, all you have to deal with is family.
- GUS, here to help you through the holidays.
- Holiday Cheer, right here in your delicious cocktail!
- It’s a glass of Holiday cheer.
- Your mother-in-law hates you anyway, so drink up!
Fortunately, our client at GUS has a great sense of humor and a very edgy, fun approach to marketing, so you may actually see one of these make it to the light of day….you can say you saw it here first. Just a bit of amusement for your Friday. You’re welcome.